He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.įinally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off it was a fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.Īfter what seemed an eternity, in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in the Outback.Īfter last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The new bartender comes in and goes up to the other bartender and asks "What's new today?" "Oh, the Murphy twins are drunk again." So, they buy some more Guinness and they're talking some more when the bartenders change shifts. "Me too! What are your parents names?", first man replies, "Connor and Shannon", second man awestruck says, "Mine too! "McCarthy street", second man replies, "Me too! What number is it?", the first man announces, "162", second man shocked says,
"I'm from Dublin", second man stunned says, "Me too! What street do you live on?", The second man turns around and says "Yeah, I noticed the same thing, where you from?", "Excuse me sir," he starts, "but I noticed you look just like me!" So, he goes over to the man and taps him on the shoulder. I think I'm gonna go over there and talk to him." One sunny day in Ireland, two men were sitting in a pub, drinking some Guinness, when one turns to the other and says "You see that man over there? He looks just like me!
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